Reading the beginning of chapter thirteen from Soon I Will Be Invincible gave me a sensible chuckle.
Feeling rather full of himself after avoiding detection at a super hero funeral the antagonist of the story relaxes in a coffee shop.
I close my eyes, for a moment. There are days when you just don’t feel all that evil.
Doctor Impossible
Hey. Um. Honey? I think that guy over there is Doctor Impossible.
Coffee shop onlooker
Just a reminder that even super villains suck at information security.